$HOODCAT — The Streetest Cat on Robinhood Chain

$HOODCAT ▲ +9,000% (source: trust me bro) 1 HOODCAT = 1 HOODCAT wen lambo? — already parked outside the hood stays on meow. security audit: he sniffed the contract, it's fine $HOODCAT ▲ +9,000% (source: trust me bro) 1 HOODCAT = 1 HOODCAT wen lambo? — already parked outside the hood stays on meow. security audit: he sniffed the contract, it's fine

The lore

Born on the streets.
Raised on the radiator.

Hoodcat grew up in the roughest part of town: a house with heated floors and a double serving of kibble. Then one day, his human forgot to fill the bowl at the exact usual time. That day, Hoodcat learned you can't trust anyone.

So he pulled the hood up, opened a wallet with his beans, and launched $HOODCAT on Robinhood Chain. No promises. No utility. No whitepaper (he shredded it, it was fun). Just a cat, a hoodie, and one billion tokens.

"Trust me bro." — Hoodcat, 2026

Hoodcat trading in front of six monitors full of green charts — Technical analysis session: meow.

⚠ HOODCAT ・ DO NOT SELL ・ CRIME SCENE: THE COUCH ・ ⚠ HOODCAT ・ DO NOT SELL ・ CRIME SCENE: THE COUCH ・ ⚠ HOODCAT ・ DO NOT SELL ・ CRIME SCENE: THE COUCH ・

Catonomics

Very serious numbers

Total supply

One token for every kibble he's owed. He keeps the books.

Taxes

Hoodcat doesn't pay taxes. He's a cat. Now you don't either.

🔥

LP burned

Burned like the armrest of the couch. Nobody can pull the liquidity. Not even him.

100%

Community owned

The team is a cat. He sleeps 16 hours a day. The project is in your hands.

The hood roadmap

Official Roadmap™

Phase 1 — done ✔
Leave the basket

Token launch, community group, celebratory nap number one.
Phase 2
Premium kibble

1,000 holders, trending on Dexscreener, bowl refilled on schedule. Non-negotiable.
Phase 3
The moon

We already have the photos (see evidence below). Only technical details remain.
Phase 4
World domination

Then another nap. Priorities matter.

⚠ EVIDENCE ROOM ・ AUTHORIZED APES ONLY ・ MEOW ・ ⚠ EVIDENCE ROOM ・ AUTHORIZED APES ONLY ・ MEOW ・ ⚠ EVIDENCE ROOM ・ AUTHORIZED APES ONLY ・ MEOW ・

Exhibits A through F

Photographic evidence

100% authentic photos. Verified by Hoodcat himself.

Hoodcat at the wheel of a purple Lamborghini — "Wen lambo?" Already got it. Next question.

Hoodcat planting a HOODCAT flag on the moon — First cat on the moon. Neil who?

Hoodcat posing like a rapper in front of a HOODCAT graffiti wall — The album is never dropping. The token already did.

Hoodcat crying in front of a red chart — Him, watching you sell before the moon.

Hoodcat on a throne made of cash — The project treasury. Very secure.

Official portrait of Hoodcat in his gray hoodie — Official portrait. Do not print on mugs without a license.

Join the gang

How to buy $HOODCAT

1
Get a wallet

MetaMask or the Robinhood app. Hoodcat did it with his beans, you have no excuse.
2
Load up some ETH

Then bridge to Robinhood Chain. It's like jumping on the fridge: looks impressive, actually easy.
3
Swap on hood.fun

Paste the contract address (the real one, not some dog in a trench coat) and swap.
4
Hold on

Like a cat on a curtain. The hood stays on.

Buy $HOODCAT

Born on the streets.Raised on the radiator.

Very serious numbers

Total supply

Taxes

LP burned

Community owned

Official Roadmap™

Leave the basket

Premium kibble

The moon

World domination

Photographic evidence

How to buy $HOODCAT

Get a wallet

Load up some ETH

Swap on hood.fun

Hold on

Born on the streets.
Raised on the radiator.